Ain't it Wonderful…

It's a wonderful life… a wonderful life of cheese. I wonder if my full life will be a full life full of cheese?

8/1/10

The Theory of Continued Eventuality

I created a theory (because I theorize when I'm bored, also I play video games, but mostly theorize) I call the "Theory of Continued Eventuality".

It's long, complex, and slightly boring, so I'll summarize it:

"If an event hasn't happened yet, it probably won't happen anytime soon."

Better explanation after the break [Chug that coffee!]


3/27/10

The Great War has begun. We're all doomed.


You must pick a side. This isn't possible, and You'll be killed for not choosing. You'll be killed for choosing. Either way, You're dead.