Ain't it Wonderful…

It's a wonderful life… a wonderful life of cheese. I wonder if my full life will be a full life full of cheese?

8/1/10

The Theory of Continued Eventuality

I created a theory (because I theorize when I'm bored, also I play video games, but mostly theorize) I call the "Theory of Continued Eventuality".

It's long, complex, and slightly boring, so I'll summarize it:

"If an event hasn't happened yet, it probably won't happen anytime soon."

Better explanation after the break [Chug that coffee!]


3/27/10

The Great War has begun. We're all doomed.


You must pick a side. This isn't possible, and You'll be killed for not choosing. You'll be killed for choosing. Either way, You're dead.


4/22/09

19 Horrible Movies That I've Seen

Ever Seen a movie so bad, It's funny?
Have you ever seen a movie that was so awful, you were in physical pain at the end of the movie?
How about that time you saw a movie were you had a seizure because of the massive overload of color on the screen? If that last one is true, you probably saw Speed Racer. There's a movie that tried a little to hard, and it really got to it. Here are the worst movies I've seen, In order from worst to not as bad as the worst but still pretty bad.