Ain't it Wonderful…

It's a wonderful life… a wonderful life of cheese. I wonder if my full life will be a full life full of cheese?

6/5/10

Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Greater? No.

So. Have you ever seen that show, "Are you Smarter than a fifth Grader"? Ever seen those internet ads "Are you smarter than [Insert random celebrity name here]?" Ever wondered "Am I smarter than the average person?"

If you find yourself wondering, I've found an answer:

Click here for the complex, multi-lingual answer to the question asked in the title


(Actually. You're probably smarter than most celebrities. They're the stupidest of the morons.  Except any billionaires, inventors, good musicians (aka the stuff you don't hear on the radio too often), good politicians (I made myself laugh with that one. Billy Mays' flagship product's dumbness (OXY-MORON) (I'll be forcing my terrible wordplay and puns down your puny little mind many times in the future. Get used to it) and normal people.)

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