The 8 Worst Movies of 2009

I saw plenty of movies in 2009, and while most of them were good, some of them were downright awful.

8. Year one (To quote a film critic on Rotten Tomatoes "Year Endies" award. .. "This movie has more incomplete joke setups than........." )
7. 17 again (I already hated Zach Effron, and this movie put the nail in the coffin)
6. Race to witch Mountain (Dear Dwayne Johnson, please go back to Pro Wrestling and change your name back to The Rock)
5. Aliens in the Attic (Awful awful awful. Too many lame jokes, and it's a PG, which makes it worse)
4. Blood Creek (Joel Schumaker"Shitmaker" (the guy who ruined Batman)'s latest film- Nazi Vampires.. need i say more)
3. Sorority Row (had all the impressions of a shitty thriller movie- and well, it was!)
2. cirque du Freak: the vampires assistant (The only movie i saw that physically pained me to watch. I had to watch. after watching, i called up John C. Reily an punched him through the phone)
1. Drag Me to Hell (the whole definition of awful. What i dont' get why people liked it so much. 92 percent on rotten tomatoes means 92 percent of film critics are fucking retards.)

well, look forward to 2010's worst movies.